He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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