New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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