There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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