I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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