I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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