I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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