So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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