if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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