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Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

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(573): View more from Missouri

Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.

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(773): View more from Illinois

that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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(707): View more from California

You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative

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(404): View more from Georgia

it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men

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(805): View more from California

I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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(845): View more from New York

I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode

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(817): View more from Texas

When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.

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