around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just gift wrapped bread.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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