Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
