Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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