ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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