can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i think my cat just said my name.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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