Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
