whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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