does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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