I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
