I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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