It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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