Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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