Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
