I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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