Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Hippo gnu deer
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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