There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Randomize
