so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We don't watch enough power rangers
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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