Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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