this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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