cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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