This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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