That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We need to get me chipped asap
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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