PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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