He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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