Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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