im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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