Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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