I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Randomize