Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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