Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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