you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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