Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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