woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
