I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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