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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

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I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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You spend 9 months trying to get out of the vag and the rest of your life trying to get back in...

Submitted by barkoducer82 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:19pm

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- tru dat.
  
  Submitted by jacksoncutler on Jun 4, 10 at 3:23am
  
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First. No pun intended.

Submitted by littlejess987 on Jun 3, 10 at 1:05pm

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That's a well earned standing ovation!

Submitted by Phys on Jun 3, 10 at 2:43pm

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Complete win on both parts.

Submitted by lostinadream on Jun 3, 10 at 2:26pm

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Two diff area codes. Hmm. Maybe cuz he's in college you poon.

Submitted by lovestepherz on Jun 3, 10 at 11:22pm

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- 718=New York - 917=New York City
  
  Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 15, 10 at 3:53am
  
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Gotta love those frat boys :)

Submitted by softballspaz15 on Jun 3, 10 at 1:13pm

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Haha that's great

Submitted by BAYbay93ceo on Jun 3, 10 at 1:36pm

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*tear, Golf Claps! "im so proud"

Submitted by thefatgod on Jun 4, 10 at 8:56am

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Well played.

Submitted by denialtwist on Jun 4, 10 at 4:25am

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I didn't know siblings shared information like this with each other.

Submitted by NakedGrandma on Jun 8, 10 at 10:17pm

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- it's easier when the siblings are closer in age and how close they are. i wouldn't share something like this with my brother, but i know some people who would with theirs.
  
  Submitted by ronasokily on Jun 18, 10 at 5:34pm
  
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God bless, bra.

Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 3, 10 at 2:17pm

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That is easily the best thing I have ever read.

Submitted by GSirico on Jun 5, 10 at 10:39am

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ATTN: Lovelyguns\n\nYou do understand that NYC itself has six area codes? And hell if you include the surrounding area which people commute from it's more like a dozen.

Submitted by GSirico on Jun 5, 10 at 10:49am

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Now be the awesome big brother and buy him a year supply of condoms and tell him to practice away!

Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 9:11am

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I hate people that post pointless comments on here. What does talking dirty on aim have anything to do with getting a standing ovation for losing your virginity??

Submitted by coop17 on Jun 3, 10 at 11:55pm

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Hells yeah!

Submitted by workdayplauge on Jun 3, 10 at 2:02pm

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Hahahahahaha 219

Submitted by allyr131 on Jun 3, 10 at 11:33pm

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This screams staten island haha

Submitted by skeetstain on Jun 4, 10 at 1:47am

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Officially one of my favorite tfln!

Submitted by bubbles09 on Jun 20, 10 at 8:02pm

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I miss Staten Island!

Submitted by Bewilderedbitch on Jan 12, 12 at 5:45pm

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lovelyguns, this is totally normal. 917 is an NYC cell area code and 718 is a regular area code for the outer boroughs and has both cell and landlines. there are 5 (soon to be 6) NYC area codes. big cities have a lot of people and need a lot of area codes. it's not like those places where the whole state is one area code.

Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 1:11am

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This is epic.

Submitted by thomasb28 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:51pm

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A proud moment in history

Submitted by Neer on Nov 30, 12 at 8:16am

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"finally"? seems pretty quick to me. :/ bluh. i wonder what the reaction would be if it was a little sister? double standardssss.

Submitted by noidontwantto on Mar 23, 12 at 7:57am

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... finally?

Submitted by nrrdgrrlMD on Jun 9, 10 at 12:32am

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Yeaaaahhhhhhh dude.

Submitted by Ronaldlover67 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:14am

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Y does everyone say 1st?

Submitted by helllo100 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:40pm

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They're not two diff area codes...both are from New York...

Submitted by Unlucky13s on Jun 4, 10 at 7:09pm

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In Soviet Russia president takes virginity himself when you are 4 days old

Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jun 5, 10 at 1:53am

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matt?

Submitted by Anonymous159753 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:54pm

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Newwwwww Yorkkkkkkk!

Submitted by lorenaC on Jul 2, 10 at 7:57am

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Shit, I was 14 and did a girl that my 22 year old brother did also. She said I was better lol. On my first try

Submitted by suds7411 on Jun 24, 10 at 1:22am

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Evrybody stand up and appluase

Submitted by rastakena on May 13, 11 at 12:24pm

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Gotta love NY guys!

Submitted by stephfrancisco on Apr 11, 12 at 5:35am

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Fan-freaking-tastic

Submitted by yousirareagenius on Mar 20, 11 at 4:22am

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Why are they under two diff area codes?

Submitted by lovelyguns on Jun 3, 10 at 9:57pm

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- new york has five or six different ones. i know, i used to live there
  
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