Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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