You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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