I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Farmville is her only friend.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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