party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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