Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That accounts for only three of the penises
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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