id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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