I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I don't think brook has ever known best
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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