Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
