I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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