CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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