At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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