he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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