you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There r osticjed everywhere
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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