did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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