So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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