We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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