I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
